Just a little something I didn't want to have to retype, please ignore:
"If I ruled the world, every day would be the first day of spring." Barry Manalow said that, and it's often made me wonder. First about the ridiculous concept that the ruler of the world can control the seasons. But second about what I would do if I ruled the world...I'd plug up the petrochemical plants, spewing their noxious cancerous phlegm on a horrified and disgusted world like the womb which gives birth to a transgender baby...then I'd fund the shit out of medical research and remove all restrictions on human testing, because testing on animals is cruel and inaccurate and the black people of the world need something to do...then and ONLY then, tumblr, will I LITERALLY BE HITLER.
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